Hamilton,

God, I love it when you make a longshot sports bet that everyone thinks you’re a dumbass for making, and then you turn out to be right. “WHOSE THE DUMBFUCK NOW, BITCH?!?!”

Love looks like a kid who got an A on his report card and can’t understand why mommy is yelling at daddy.

N. Korea have an unstable, narcisstic lunatic with nothing to lose as president. We have an unstable, narcisstic lunatic with nothing to lose as president. What could possibly go wrong?

Ok, shame me at will, but if somebody had asked me a few minutes ago, I would say Doris Day was dead...

$$. Trump isn’t touching military funding, in fact, he’s hellbent on taking money from loser programs like Head Start in order to give the military even more obsolete weapons they don’t want so he’s buying their silence.

That link did not make it clear to me in the least what the C-word was, so I’m forced to think it’s the dirtiest C-word I know:

The dude’s an athlete, no doubt.

NOW it’s a scandal.

If he really wants to feel sub human, he should try being married to my ex wife for a few years

He knows of a 9-5 job that treats you like a human? What is it? Unicorn rancher? Leprechaun rights activist?

......We need to make baby boomers pay a fucking fine as punishment for how they raised millennials.

Is that his rape knee?

Damn. Knicks will only offer him 4 years/$90mil rather than the max now.

he is pitching catching and playing Outfield and he didn’t try as hard as you did with that lame-ass joke

Total amateur move to ridicule someone’s purse. Everyone knows the proper response is “What? You won’t fuck me? Are you a lesbian?”

Way to set the bar at a high level! HR departments for known sexist workplaces like Fox News are the least helpful way to deal with sexual harassment. HR is there to protect the employer, not the employees. Shocking that no one went to them. Shocking, I say.

Noteworthy that this speech came in SEC country, where politics dictate that women are second class citizens.

God, I love that one. Because you don’t truly understand that sexual assault is bad until you have a daughter. I know I was all, “Rape for everyone!” Then I had a little girl and now I’m all, “Maybe rape isn’t great!”

This sure sounds like, “making sure that everyone in my organization gets off as scot-free as possible.” aka “I still don’t get what I did wrong” / “what’s contrition?”