It’s actually pretty fucking crazy to think how quickly this lived and died. Like, Trump told the holdouts last night to either side with him and vote on this or he is moving on. It’s been less than 3 weeks and he’s already over health care, like does he not understand how this shit works? (Don’t answer that lol) It…

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I fucking hate everyone involved here.

LOTS OF PEOPLE ARE SAYING I’M GETTING A GIANT WAFFLE CONE...IF YOU TALK TO PEOPLE OUT THERE- AND THERE ARE MANY, MANY PEOPLE WHO WANT ME TO HAVE TWO DESSERTS. ICE CREAM AND COOKIES, CAN YOU BELIEVE IT? WELL BELIEVE ME, WE’RE HAVING DESSERT AND IT’S GOING TO BE BIGLY. AN AMAZING AMOUNT OF DESSERT, AND ITS LEADING TO A…

“I guess we’ll see, Daddy, if I’m having ice cream for dessert or not. The committee hasn’t come back yet. I haven’t asked Mommy. Mommy might say I get two scoops, so you don’t know that for sure yet. I might get all the ice cream, strawberry, vanilla, chocolate, lots of flavors. Neapolitan. We’re just not sure, but…

Art Briles last four years at Baylor:

There is no honor among thieves. The idea that you have that many crooked self-serving people involved and at least one of them doesn’t implicate the boss?

I’ve been through the worst.

So inappropriate. The correct term is “ice whore”.

He just won’t invite them because between his golfing and watching his impeachment trial he won’t have the time.

“My impeachment trial is going to be the most classy and best one ever. It’s going to by huge.”

I don’t really think Rondo should be taking shots at Ray Allen over his decision but mainly just because I don’t think he should ever be taking shots.

bofa as in bofa deez nuts

More like stinky. Cats hate the smell of the peel. It’s basically the way you’d react if a giant cornered you with a nice piece of fresh hobo shit.

Yeah, is this... normal Florida behavior?

I was really hoping this was a story about Tiger Woods drowning Tim Tebow.

I’m no expert in gators or gator rasslin’ but this seems like a terrible fucking idea.

Penn State? Jerry Sandusky?

Listen, if recent history repeats itself, PLENTY of Eddie Lacy is going to be in training camp for Seattle very soon.

When I saw the tied up woman I assumed it was Baylor.