Coach: “Who owns Nickelodeon? I don’t know.”

As disturbing as these things are, it pales in comparison to what countless Americans are going to take in the ass in 2017.

I’ll cut Mixon some slack if he punches Grayson Allen in the face....5 times.

IS NOTHING SACRED TO THE RUSSIANS?!?!

“Am I under arrest?”

I went to my AZ DUI class in the building on the Southwest corner of that intersection. Convenient, I guess.

The USGA rule book clearly states:

excellent.

Well I know which one of those two men I want with me when the bullets are flying and I have to retake the Cheesecake Factory at the high end shopping mall in the name of America—and it ain’t the grumpy old guy who couldn’t even fly a plane without getting shot down. It’s the grumpy old guy who plays harmonica and…

That’s right suckas you might be making millions of dollars, but I can shoot my fireworks off, while jumping on my trampoline and punching my wife all at the same time. So who’s got it better than me, hah.

It’s a shocking omission that “being guarded by Draymond Green” is still permitted under the new CBA.

“Get on the bus, Gus”

Dennis Rodman is said to be a victim. Clearly, he attempted to recover what he could from her, in the form of dresses, furs, jewelry and makeup.

It’s OK, because starting with Super Bowl LI, all NFL officiating calls will be immediately reviewed by a panel comprising Jeff Sessions, Eric Trump and Dr. Ben Carson. Decisions of the panel are final and not subject to further review.

The point she grabs on to him and starts hitting him is the point at which it was likely impossible to end the confrontation without getting violent with her.

Maybe fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck you

If they catch this guy and put him in jail, at least he’ll have some experience with dicks coming at his face.

i am big fan of this team and these player. we have a similar player here named nemanja visidic who dunks high like this. i had the pleasure of watching two women pleasure him with their holes after a euroleague game in khimki.

How soon can the Patriots sign him?

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