So glad I’m by myself watching this now. Tears streaming down my face at someone else’s terrible decision,...and why IS that? Is it the relief that, as messed up as I am, this guy and his ilk are out there somewhere? Is it because I assume that he voted Trump? I think its old and human and that when one of our…

I find it amusing when people make dumb assumptions about people they don’t know. Spoiler alert, not everyone is like you.

Haha! Yeah, all New Yorkers are 25 years old. Fun fact, New Yorkers don’t do any non hipster stuff like going to MoMA, the Met, the Cloisters, Broadway, Mets/Knicks/Rangers games, riding the SI ferry and going Ellis Island, seeing NDT lecture at the Hayden Planetarium, The Highline, Central Park, Hunter’s Point, et…

Actually, on game days behind the stadium, Brenda Warner would quote scripture while shooting ping pong balls from her vagina.

One thing you can bet on is that without fail the Trump White House will produce one of the largest drops in life expectancy in American history.

Hundreds of thousands of angry, drunk fans with guns. What could possibly go wrong?

I mean, I agree that if you are having screaming fights on a regular basis, yeah, you probably want to find a way out, but sometimes couples argue, it doesn’t make them unhappy. Source: Been happily married for 10 years. Sometimes we argue.

Most people I know would be thrilled to get a letter from the President elect.

Baylor immediately counter sued contending that Briles is an asshole, who is just as guilty as the university, and should shut the fuck up.

Art it’s not Baylor conspiring against you to keep you from getting hired some where else. It’s just that you’re a radioactive, scumbag piece of shit that helped enable your young, scumbag, piece of shit players to rape women and get away with it without consequence

Sully Sullenberger would’ve just dropped that sucker in the coca fields, stuck a large wad of leaves in his cheek, and with nothing but a self-inflating life vest for protection single-handedly taken down the cartel and saved a flock of endangered short-crested coquettes.

From what I understand, planes have several different gauges that show all sorts of different things. Height, speed, air temperature. Gotta think one of those is a fuel monitor.

“Hmmmm... but as you know I’m petty mayonnaise”

Cherry got popped.

You do know the NCAA only writes the rules of the game and declares eligibility in college football? They are not the equivalent of the NFL or NBA front office. They dont have the power at all to punish for off the field behavior that is not directly tied to their eligibility rules.

They should just plant the Paterno statue at Baylor.

This is what Donald Trump says every time he looks at his polling numbers among African-Americans.

No idea how he got a hold of Louisiana Senate candidate David Duke’s speech.

Her lawyer looks like he slept in the back of a Chinese nail salon last night.

I’m impressed Leach has made it this long, doesn’t he have his own booth at the Coug by now?