These stories are always the best when they come from a team that royally sucks ass.

While much of it sounds horrific, there’s nothing wrong with a little naked wrestling amongst pals. Who hasn’t, when boredom strikes, asked a friend, “Hey lets strip naked and roll around the floor together,” I’d guess 99% of college roommates do it regularly.

I still want to know who invited Vince Neil?

Thank you. I keep telling my girlfriend, “You don’t need a Big 12. You don’t even need a Big 10!”

Not shown: Antonio Brown being flagged for the same move. According to NFL’s Mike Pereira, stimulating defecation is no longer allowed during celebrations.

My god the internet is a wonderful place to start a pathway to hell. +1

You know that moment where you just know your girl is gonna say the wrong thing to the wrong person, and it’s not the right time, it’ll never be the right time, and oh, man, this is really gonna suck and/or hurt?

This is shocking news, like when you find out water is wet.

up to the plaintiffs to prove it. what ifs dont mean shit.

Went to her twitter page. She seems pleasant. 

If only Don Cherry was resting IN soil.

I’m talking about planes, because really who wants to talk about Trump. We know he’s an awful person, and it’s depressing how many people still want to vote for him, so why not have planes?

She didn’t complain when her pussy was grabbed.

Jackson: “As long as he is just a consultant he can’t cause any harm. Just the other day I was telling the players the same thing about the video conference we had with defensive consultant Darren Sharper. I said ‘Guys, when he says lull them to sleep and then take it to them you only listen to the part when he is…

Can Jerry Jones just “total” Romo and get his salary written off the books?

The funny thing is that this is what always happens with the cowboys. They have a good thing going, and then they say “if we just switch to X, we can be EVEN BETTER” and then X turns out to be tripping on their own dicks and turning the ball over.

If running a compact, manageable, balanced offense is winning you games,…

Today, my camp issued the following statement:

You can take the Trump out of reality TV, but you can’t take the reality TV out of Trump. Later, in the debate, he’ll try to hit Hillary with a folding chair.