In some parallel universe, breast cancer survivors wear Cleveland Browns ribbons.

At Nebraska, they have courses which combine livestock agriculture with sex ed.

Ehh, I think Bill would have gotten annoyed with Trump being creepy and scaring off some of the women.

Unlike Rose her knees didn’t buckle under a cross...

Guy hitting .205 in High-A ball is worried about the wrong Mendoza.

That cyclist is American. Accent sounds vaguely New York-ish, which might explain the assholery.

Further comments from the Coyotes GM :

Sam Hinkie is doing their drafting. Their GM is 27-year-old analytics guru.

Not to mention when they maul your friend’s face off it’s all “I’m suing you” this and “jail” that.

Hi, you sound like a huge prick right now. I don’t think anyone said that this is exactly the same thing as anorexia, bulimia (or whatever you think a woman’s eating disorder is) or that this man faces the same expectations and pressures a woman does.

How about that. A touching story from Penn State that doesn’t make me throw up.

That statement from Evans though....... could probably use some work.

Well, there goes the Browns Super Bowl hopes. 

...he said “award winning”...

“When Kit Kats come to our freezer they’re bringing drugs, they’re bringing crime, they’re rapists...” 

Yes. This is a picture of two tyrannosaurs banging. Here’s another.

I only clicked on the article to see if my old roommate was talking shit about me.

Had a roommate who was a nice enough guy, but hoo boy was he a terrible roommate. One day about a month into my freshman year I had a long day and really wanted to sleep in my own bed instead of the common area I had been regularly relegated to due to him and his girlfriend’s total lack of empathy for my desire to…

A fucking men. None of this instant communication shit for our generation.

I jerked off. A lot. I mean, I still do, but I don’t have roommates.