I remember Gore got hit hard for dismembering bush. I felt like Hillary actually held back a bit because of this. She could have really gone in on him a couple times, and I could see she wanted to, she just wanted to actually have some dignity about who her opponent was. I think Trump knows she could have gotten…

That’s unacceptable. I prefer football players who never targeted anyone; for example, Mark Sanchez.

As much as I hate both Cruz and Ryan, I appreciated the political strategy in not endorsing Trump. After Clinton trounces Trump in November, the party is going to heavily-cleanse their roles. Whoever wants to emerge the unifying GOP nominee in 2020 better avoid even the faintest scent of this 2016 clownshow. Refusing…

Yeah I’m sure he’s going to have a hell of an awful time finding some grade A piece of tail to scrump tonight.

The Browns will also destroy the cardboard box of the homeless man who told them to draft Johnny Manziel.

Diner: “Can I have the double bacon cheeseburger, fries, beer and the injured player walk-through special please.”

Waiter: “Would you like the special teams player injury or can I interest you in upgrading to a starter?”

I’ll only know that’s inevitable when the guy I’m playing in the work league picks him up off the waiver wire.

I crossed the rice mob once. Got mixed up in a turf war between “Uncle” Ben and the Roni family.

When asked for comment about crackdowns during Bills’ tailgates, Defensive Coordinator Rob Ryan took his shirt off, slammed a Jack-O Traveler Pumpkin Shandy, and showed everyone his dick.

How were you able to get this video clip from Trump’s inauguration ceremony?

Signals: [mixed]

He’s the piece of shit in the swimming pool.

to the folks on here hating because the cyclist never “worked” a day in his life: your emotional reaction to this story has everything to do with your own internal state and your own dissatisfaction with some part of yourself. deep down, i bet several of you are jealous that you chose not to lead this kind of…

You guys are gonna get Michael J. Fox fired in his first week at his new job.

Black people arent being oppressed. Assholes are being oppressed, because they act like assholes. Im half black, and never in my life have I come close to being invloved in a negative, or racist altercation with a police officer. You know why? Because I act like a sesible, law abiding human being. Out of the 900 plus…

Tony, please retire already before you get killed.

Jason Garret has offered to donate his backbone, since he rarely uses his.

and in 2003, filed for a trademark on “Compassionate Colonoscopy.”

I’d argue he still doesn’t speak English. When an elected official debases themselves down to terms like “cocksucker” they lose all benefit of the doubt to be considered higher primates any longer.