This is what he normally looks like. Take it as you will.

Look, he only hires the best former eastern bloc political strategists. The best. Only the greatest white supremacist blog CEOs. The greatest abusers of female journalists. The finest, and he means that, the finest wife beaters. Just great people. The best.

I wish I would have had one of those as a kid! It would have given me a good place to get high once I turned 15.

Gather ‘round, friends. It’s time for Drew’s Annual Suicide Note.

Parry on, my wayward son/There’ll be police when you are done

Pro wrestling is fucking retarded.

Is it possible to have too much Jon Gruden? Any former coach which proudly dons FFCA (Fired Football Coaches Association) attire is ok in my book.

He’s taking his talents to South Beijing.

Phil Simms is a boil on the ass of humanity that will never be healed. It just keep oozing more pus and blood with every squeeze.

If Tirico would just assault a woman, he’d be broadcasting by the 5th game of the season.