If the work conditions were that bad nobody is preventing anyone from quitting.

Star me if “oh shit  - he’s a 4 with a plus 5" or “oh shit, he’s a 1 with a minus 5" means anything to you

Okay, I have a quibble about the headline using “mentally ill” instead of “mentally disabled”, which from the descriptions seems like the more appropriate term. I have to assume that a Deadspin editor did the headline, since I would expect a hockey player to know the difference.

Seahawk fans are a baffle meal I never ordered.

And I absolutely didn’t use it after typing “staunch,” realizing it didn’t look right but also thinking, “Yeah, but ‘stanch’ isn’t a real word,” then looking it up.

Rioux needs to play in France, where he’d feel the heat of competition, develop strength through getting burned, and really bulk up.