Fair enough, I can see why you guys would put it off!

You’ve been teasing us with this thing for a while now. 

Funny, I don’t know what it is but Jeep techs near me can’t get the “screw the cap on when you’re done” thing right either. My friend had it happen on two separate occasions with his Cherokee Trailhawk, and our other buddy was the manager at that dealership at the time. Those were some awkward conversations at the bar…

I live close to it, my wife is from there, so I’ve spent quite a bit of time in NYC. While I agree with a lot of this I still like going there. To me, it’s a cool place to go get lost on foot in. For all the years I’ve been going there finding new to me nooks and crannies, the novelty still hasn’t worn off. It has to…

Wait, wait, wait!

Whatever you drive, own it. Don’t be embarrassed. I’ve been in there and I always tried to at least buy cool shitboxes. Hell, I still do.

Laughs in Crown Vic

I name all my personal cars and all my favorite company cars. I take the color and some animal/thing/mythical creature and mash ‘em together, with the exception of the hand me down Seville my dad already named. Also my Crown Vic gets another name because my wife called it that when I brought it home. By far my…

Listen my fellow Jaloptometrists. We may not like the thing. 

I’ve gone into shock for something not nearly as traumatic (to me at least) but I couldn’t fathom a child in that condition. It gives me the shakes thinking about it.

I always loved the Park Avenue Ultra better, but if you’re looking for a supercharged Buick this is also an awesome pick. These never come up around me this clean, and certainly not this affordable if it were to.

Ugly as sin, but I fucking love them.

Feelin cute, might buy a Chrysler later, IDK.

Oh no, you’re absolutely right. I was just trying to make a point.

Starred for leading off with the Cyan P1800. I’m traditionally an American luxo land yacht with a dash of muscle car guy.

I’ve been making these same points for years around here. It’s not worth it.

Fuck krhodes!