During my younger years when I had a faster metabolism and a less sensitive digestive system I would sometimes make a batch of these on a cold winter Friday night and eat them for every meal all weekend long. I usually added a healthy blorp of sriracha.

I’ve just discovered I’m more of a germaphobe/clean freak than I thought because I do not like the idea of my jammies and robe being outside the house and then going back to my bed.

One of my favorite dried fruits, and I’ve never tried this brand. I’m going for it.

One of my favorite dried fruits, and I’ve never tried this brand. I’m going for it.

Oh God, pudding skin. My favorite.

I wouldn’t mind just seeing them just lower the age of Medicare eligibility, and leaving the various Medicare-adjacent options in place. I work in that industry and I would love to be able to enroll in that shit.

At my prior job I had a glut of PTO, as did the other person in the company who did what I do, so eventually we worked it out that from May to October every year I took every Monday off and she took every Friday off. It was life-altering and seriously my most satisfying four years of employment in my adult life.…

I top my hot chocolate with them and it’s great.

I don’t like baseball or beer and even I think this is so, so wrong.

You forgot to mention in your otherwise accurate depiction of the future that in 2020 the text on the candy hearts will be in Russian.

I have a family member who got married on NYE and since it was not a first marriage for either party it was just a ceremony and then hanging out at her house. There was some wine and a cheese-n-cracker plate, and she wanted everyone to stay until midnight to toast the new year, even though it was snowing and some of…

One of my favorite after school snacks as a kid was leftover frybread heated up in the toaster and slathered with homemade jam. 

Same. 

Someone once said that being married to a man is like constantly living with a new roommate who doesn’t know anything about how the house is run or where anything is kept and it’s the fucking truest thing. 

My locally-owned gym didn’t close but was bought by the same corporation that owned the hotel next door, and they immediately embarked on a fancy remodel of the place, which made me really suspicious that they were going to pay for it by passing the cost onto us. Sure enough—once it was done they changed the…

We had a guy in our friend group who refused to tip at all, until we eventually told him that he was no longer welcome to go out for meals with us unless he tipped, because we were all tired of picking up the slack money-wise. It went better than we thought—not big blow up or anything. He just agreed to start tipping.…

Pratt Chris is the worst Marvel Chris.

I ate there last summer, and came here to recommend it. We got a plate of steak, potatoes, mushrooms, and asparagus to go under the cheese and everything was flavorful and perfectly seasoned—it would have been a good meal even before they added the cheese. The cheese made it amazing.

Alexa, show me the luckiest woman in the world

I’m with you guys. I hate humidity and mosquitoes, so I hate summer. Winter forever!

At my workplace you earn half a day of PTO every month starting in your second year of employment (none in the first year). I come to work no matter what. If they want me to stay home and not get everyone else sick they need to change their fucking policy.