I use cheddar cheese powder and chili powder. Chili cheese corn!

God, me too. My new workplace is routinely 74 degrees—sometimes as high as 77—and I sit at my desk and sweat like I’m running a marathon.

I used to think cream cheese was the best banana bread topping until I smeared some leftover mascarpone on there and now that’s my preferred combo.

I could have, but I watch a lot of hockey.

PBJ&D was a staple of my teens. I had totally forgotten about it until now. WELP I know what I’m eating this weekend.  

My pushing-40 brother still lives with my parents and he chooses gaming over pretty much any adult responsibility. It’s not just not going to work in favor of gaming, it’s also staying up all night on raids then calling in sick or leaving work early the next day etc, all leading to lost jobs, bypassed promotions, and…

How did I not know about this?!?!

Every time I think I’ve found a VPN I might try, I inevitably come across comments from people claiming it’s actually malware or it killed their computer etc etc. I have no idea who to believe.

My plan is to die in the first wave. I’ve read The Stand. Fuck that noise.

Thank you.

The browned crunchy edges are my favorite part of just about anything I put in the oven.

As much as Pierre makes me want to stab my ears out I take solace in the fact that Edzo appears to loathe him as much as the rest of us. The best is when Pierre asks him a direct question and is met with resounding silence. Doing the Lord’s work, Eddie.

God, same here. I had no other symptoms, just woke up one morning and thought I had broken my back. I almost passed out in the shower.

Same here. My favorite Trump supporter in my family is the former teacher who has been on SSDI and Medicare for a decade who says Trump is gonna get rid of all the “freeloaders” weighing us down, apparently blithely unaware that the Republican Party considers her a freeloader.

I guess I’m old because even thinking about trying to put sheets on that thing makes my back hurt.

I really really do.

Does anyone know is President Trump going to start rounding up gays, women and brown people right away on Wednesday because if so I’m not gonna bother getting my oil changed.

Robots are everywhere, and they eat old peoples’ medicine for food.

That banana “ice cream” that’s been all over the Internet the last few years is also great for this. Frozen banana slices in the blender = creamy frozen treat. A little coconut milk or other milk of choice makes it blend better if it’s too thick. If I’m craving chocolate I add a spoonful of unsweetened cocoa powder.

Last year I got one of those Facebook invites to a Jamberry party and I had no idea what it was but it sounded wonderful. Was it really a party devoted to jams and jellies? An evening spent slathering preserves and butter on platters of warm muffins and croissants? SIGN ME UP.