God, same here. I had no other symptoms, just woke up one morning and thought I had broken my back. I almost passed out in the shower.

Same here. My favorite Trump supporter in my family is the former teacher who has been on SSDI and Medicare for a decade who says Trump is gonna get rid of all the “freeloaders” weighing us down, apparently blithely unaware that the Republican Party considers her a freeloader.

I guess I’m old because even thinking about trying to put sheets on that thing makes my back hurt.

I really really do.

Does anyone know is President Trump going to start rounding up gays, women and brown people right away on Wednesday because if so I’m not gonna bother getting my oil changed.

Robots are everywhere, and they eat old peoples’ medicine for food.

That banana “ice cream” that’s been all over the Internet the last few years is also great for this. Frozen banana slices in the blender = creamy frozen treat. A little coconut milk or other milk of choice makes it blend better if it’s too thick. If I’m craving chocolate I add a spoonful of unsweetened cocoa powder.

Last year I got one of those Facebook invites to a Jamberry party and I had no idea what it was but it sounded wonderful. Was it really a party devoted to jams and jellies? An evening spent slathering preserves and butter on platters of warm muffins and croissants? SIGN ME UP.

That was some Sophie’s Choice shit there a few times.

I LOVED that Worst Jobs in History show. Every once in a while I search my channel guide and Netflix etc hoping for a chance to watch again.

Sometimes I think about the fact that Gaudreau is three years older than Ekblad and I have to unscramble my brain.

That game was fun as hell to watch. Team NA had Rinne flopping around in the paint like a dying fish.

I don’t drink much juice anymore but when I want some my local grocery store’s deli section has half gallon jugs of fresh squeezed for 5 bucks. Tastes great, lasts all week.

Am a hiker. Can confirm.

Several years ago a friend of mine chose a Caribbean cruise as her “I survived breast cancer” celebration, which isn’t the kind of thing you opt out of no matter how disinterested you are in going on a cruise. The nightly entertainment, visible from our balcony, was a show involving a pool and a trampoline, with lots…

I’m a horse person and I wasn’t furious because I hear this same thing every four years when the summer Olympics roll around. It’s not angry-making anymore, just predictable and tedious—the Olympics coverage equivalent of jokes about airplane food.

I’m a former runner and still avid hiker. I wear compression socks after hiking (and used to after running) because they feel good and my legs and feet seemed less tired and sore when I did. I wasn’t sure if it was a placebo thing or not so the controlled study you mentioned here is pretty interesting.

I used to make these all the time several decades ago when I was a teenager who lived mostly on white carbs and Pudding Pops. They were delicious. Pro-tip: sprinkle some garlic powder on the inside of the bread (if you put it on the outside it tends to burn while you’re cooking it).

Hello, fellow Milwaukeean.

That poor guy. The desire to believe is so strong.