You said it pal. I live down in Betws-y-Coed and there's no landscape more beautiful.

1. The Deltawing repair attempt.

It was a barely modified road car. It was sponsored by a penis clinic. It won. For me this wins (until the moment when Porsche/NISMO or whoever dethrones the diesel heathens).

It knows about you.

I win.

You failed to mention that car brakes actually contribute to global warming! Have you ever felt the heat that comes off those things?

Dear Gabe,

SO BRITISH!!!!!!!!!! - Regular Car Reviews

I think Charlie Brooker found these people first....

Please do not beat children.

Scottish? Oh dear. He's geordie as fuck... C'mon. We aren't a very big island - England and Scotland aren't even the same country.

Not scottish, Geordie!

<- Travis Okulski right now

This is why Jalopnik is awesome. Because they have the balls to post this stuff.

"At the risk of seeming petty and materialistic..."

Wouldn't worry me. I'd probably not be alive at that point.

It is absolutely stunning. Between Aston Martin and the new Jaguar F-Type, the Brits have perfect proportions covered.

Homeopathy claims water can cure you, because it once held medicine.

Even this is a pretty charitable view. Homeopathy claims water can cure you, because it once held something, which may or may not be medicine.

Oscillococcinum, a popular homeopathic preparation for the flu (sorry, for "flu-like symptoms"), contains…