Why do all female protagonists have to lesbians? it just reassures the stereotype that heterosexual women can’t take care of themselves without a man. Another question do you think these warriors shave off their pubic hairs? 

Uwe Boll is already working on the Elden Ring movie planned for a 2025 summer release.

Americans will defeat Putin whatever it takes!

a corporate drone entered the chat, “you have to add TM after every monster”

If you want to enjoy modern Star Wars do it like Harrison Ford, the less shits you give the best it is.

critics expect Balenciaga babies showing up, Nintendo wouldn’t allow New York culture in their games.

It’s not just for americans that’s why no drag queen children were included, also no attacks against Trump were included because the rest of the world doesn0't care about american politics.

you saying Legend of Zelda is more popular than @randomdudewithbeard1987? NO WAY

showing people how to hack the game it’s not normal fun, it’s like if Kotaku started posting how to crack pc games and download links.

Jo Calderone works for Kotaku? MINDBLOWN!

Batman: The Man that can’t say no to commercial partnerships.

“When asked if Kotaku has become a Sony lackey they simply winked.”

Most women hate her for being rich without any effort but in this case sounds like the guy crash into them and it’s trying to get money. Whatever happened to “March 8 women support each other”?

Manufacturing value: 30 million
Ebay value: 18 trillion

Don’t visit Jezebel, it’s filled with even worse filth than looking up a computer character’s skirt. Ashley is the typical american hypocrite are ok with strippers and dragqueens have tv shows after cartoons.

The markers of ODD are:

SQUARE PULLS HEAD OUT OF SONY’S ASS TO PRAISE IT.
that sounds more accurate than describing how powerful the PS5 is. Aren’t most games 30fps on that console? 

Metroid Pinball?

Jada is a whore, let’s read an article about that! will get tons of ad clicks!

So Bowser big heavy balls are cannon now?