I feel comfortable coming out and saying that I too was cast as Jerry Buss. I only found out I was fired when I showed up to set and literally no one had ever heard of me and everyone yelled at me to leave or they would call security.

One of the best bits of all time, from any performer, is when he pulls a woman from the crowd and does a cold reading to show off his psychic skills, but gets increasingly specific and increasingly impressive, and the woman is stunned by how good he is at guessing, and it ends with:

I wish they would’ve kept the original name. There’s already at least one werewolf movie called Cursed. I’m so sick of the boring “I own a thesaurus” movie name trend.

I mean, stuff happens. Like this meat shower.

Late Phases? And does The Wolf of Snow Hollow count?

I’m not sure I can suspend my disbelief in the fantastical premise of... Roma owning land in 19th century France.

Mad Men had a very strong, well-developed supporting cast, but the same guy had the most screen time and (I’d bet money) was #1 on the call sheet in every season. He also plays a significant role in almost every other major character’s arc. The two main groups the show focuses on can roughly be divided into “Don…

It’s possible to enjoy a character without wanting to be them. Entire genres of media are kind of dependent on that!

I kinda assumed somebody would’ve posted the Randy Newman song by now.

I can’t think of a single show I watch because I aspire to be one of the characters. That’s such a weird accusation.

Of an excommunicated priest turned werewolf hunter turned riverboat gambler.

He should have died within days of being a pirate, and somehow outlived Blackbeard.  Truly a dumbass for the ages.

Crew Meeting!

Is that Guybrush Threepwood?

Ah yes, film, an art form that definitely lacks in depictions the consequences of choices, and is devoid of any meaning.

I’ll be counting down the days until Season 3.

The houyhnhnms are back, and they are pissed.

The jerk store called.  They’re running out of him.

Yeah. I want them to die. Are you for real?