It’d be a lot funnier if she didn’t have any, but everyone assumed she did just because she comes from a weird family. And obviously her parents are just like “yeah, that sounds like a fun school! Go have fun!”

Its the squeaky clean ones the get nailed worst. People think you are hiding your true personality. If you are a flaming asshole you can get away with murder because people expect you say outrageous shit.  Just look at the former president.

You misspelled Gilbert Gottfried.

Really?  No reference to “Ghost World”, easily her best, most iconic role/performance, especially considering Enid is basically just a slightly older Wednesday Addams?  Ugh. 

except the most important on, being good at the job.

I thought it used to be 3, now it’s 5... thanks, Obama.

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I can’t believe this is the hill I’ve decided to die on but: He’s All That is just Drive Me Crazy erasure.

Look around you. No one gives an F anymore.....

I find it kind of funny

Pretty sure that “Mad World” cover was recorded for Donnie Darko, and Gears of War just borrowed it a few years later (the Xbox 360 didn’t launch until 2004 or 2005, and it’s unlikely they were releasing trailers for games on a system that didn’t exist). 

The only “Beeman” we need is a spin-off of “The Americans”.

I am concerned by the line that a movie this over-stuffed would be better as a series. We need less of movies becoming series that try to spin out every thread! Just a few months ago we had a Black-led high-budget fantasy-horror series about the lingering legacies of racism interwoven in American mythologies in…

Thank God she’s alright. The words, “stunt rig” make me think back to Twilight Zone.

Could you imagine a Captain America movie without Steve Rogers? An Iron Man movie without Tony Stark? A Thor movie without Thor?

If you said yes, you have read any number of comics where the titular character is replaced by someone else.

Well, as others have pointed out, he was a child of a slave who lived in Chicago and was lynched for having a child with a white woman. Which is absolutely not how I remember the legend from the movie. But still, it makes a lot more sense.
Plus, especially in ‘92, the setting made a hell of a lot of sense, since…

You're a fool if you don't want to see Prince Charles have to fight his mother for the throne. A fool!

Always been woke astronaut meme. 

I mean the original was about cultural colonization and appropriation of myths (even going back to the original short story, though that was more focused on class than race.) 

Well I’m finally breaking my pandemic theater policy because Tony Todd will be at a screening of this really close to me.