If I ever met you in Ultima, Mike...I’m sorry... ... ...the lure of other players’ inventories was just too great, and I was an asshole teenager.

I’m no engineer, but I think I have a solution for this problem...

The Darwin family couldn’t believe their luck. They had the slope all to themselves! Here they are skiing and taking pictures.

We bought our house and the lovely assholes decided not to disclose that there was water in the floor vents (house is on a slab). They clearly knew about it and didn’t disclose it on the legal documents they signed. We could have, and still could, sue but that topic is for another day. After we moved in we talked to…