My dad tanked my college applications. I ended up going to a great school by the skin of my teeth.

Nope her grandmother is MY mom. To a T.

That's the exact question I asked. What thought process got him there? What led him to "A glass stripy boot! That's PERFECT!"

That's the exact question I asked. What thought process got him there? What led him to "A glass stripy boot! That's PERFECT!"

So, what is it? A glass knick-knack thingy? Follow-up question: What train of thought was he following when he thought this would make a great gift?

The swingers in town hang out at the Holiday Inn bar? THE HOLIDAY INN bar?? What the hell kind of boring place is that to get your swerve on?

Seriously. That one can't be topped. Mortgage documents as TP. *slow clap*

How. HOW did you not get fired? Teach me your ways. I want to be able to pull this kind of behaviour off on the regular.

I wish I had a professor like that!

It's the waxing of everything that gets to me. They all look like they're made of plastic.

I bet you she's a female version of him.

I think that face is because he's CONSTANTLY holding in a crap that he doesn't want to leave on a floor.

Something tells me he doesn't have a whole lot of money to begin with. Oh well, if he's broke from a lawsuit he can't blame the invisible hand of the market.

Honest to Glob, how do Conservatives claim these types of people with pride? THIS is your "non-lamestream" media?

Exactly. I saw these pictures and thought "Phhhbt... Where's her palanquin with bearers? Amateur."

I'd like to also pile on with a Simpsons quote that I think applies quite nicely to Aaron and his flailing explanation:

It all makes SO MUCH SENSE, NOW!!

Either that or his mom was telling him he was more handsome and better than all the other kids, and who cares if nobody showed up to his birthday parties - he was special and he was going to show EVERYONE someday.

Me too! I saw nothing wrong with this bridal request. The more corgis in the wedding, the better. She should put them in little bow-ties.

I am jealous of you. I want a corgi! And a bulldog (either French, Eng, or Am. I'm not fussy).