Another way to go could have been: "This is a really dumb idea." Imagine that in glitter pen. (Or, a swear. Just a simple: Asshole or Fart. Childish, but still kinda funny.)

And the mime. Don't forget about the wedding mime. Question: was the mime be-hatted?

That sounds...just...wow...I got nothing.

You are singing my tune, note for note. I had to take a year off to take care of my dad during his illness during the most critical career jump I have ever made. Between the resume gap, having to go backwards (work wise) to catch up on bills, the halted forward progress and his CONSTANT criticism that I failed to…

Srsly. After seeing the kind of hellacious giant spiders they have down there and now this foot, I'm never ever ever going to Australia. Ever.

Oh, you.

No. I simply do not and cannot believe... Just, no...And also, WOW.

How. Just HOW does someone get shit on the walls. HOW is this okay? WHY? I have so many unanswered questions. Well, mainly two...HOW? And WHY?? Jesus, people are such freaks sometimes.