deuxmittens
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deuxmittens

Gas is pointless and silly. Just learn to use your broiler, you’ll get about the same result.

Aha! Knew it wasn’t Canada Day, but knew *something* was going on across the river...

Wasn’t a pizza guy but had plenty of late night broke drives happily stumbling across him. The first time something caught my ear, and after three completely different but perfectly flowing tunes (iirc, very old rock and roll, very B side Beatles, and a newer punk song) his voice came on. Surprised the hell out of me,

Do you watch Frontline? Cause they tore the NFL to shreds re: head injury not that long ago.

Though if you’re a burner because you like anonymity you’re fucked regardless. I have two obviously related burners (only saved the password on one), a billion stars each, and I’m still grey on both. Since I assume others default click show pending as I do I don’t care too much. But maybe a little.

I was realllly hoping that went to the John Oliver takedown. Oh well.

Hell, I was a kid in the Detroit suburbs playing in a kinda coed city league and *I* got excited in 94. I was 12 at the time. Plus less slavery and death.

Holy shit.

No offense - seriously none, as an American grilled about George W. at a Toronto hostel even though my state voted against him twice...

I watched the fight (by accident, got let into my local party store having a viewing party) with a former Planned Parenthood worker who was *firmly* anti Mayweather. In her opinion it was fucked up that anyone consulted Paquiao for his opinion (in her view more a fault of the rule in the country that gave him any say,

My guilty pleasure comfort food ahead of a stressful day is an egg and cheese biscuit or egg McMufflin without meat from McD’s. Not vegetarian but that’s just what my mom used to get for me as a special treat, plus the meat is gross anyhow. The McD’s by my house was almost entirely staffed by mentally disabled people,

I have AAA and at least here the towing company they use when my car dies are not as shady fucks as the others. They’ve towed a friend of a friend who parked in front of a hydrant, and I outright laughed at him when he tried to glean sympathy. And I’ve had many shitty cars but great AAA so I’ve seen them do good work.

Not this place, but I had 2 coworkers towed while parking in the parking lot of our nonprofit. There was a 3’ drop on one side to a different lot, and the towers claimed that border (with a 3 foot DROP) belonged to the lower lot they patrolled. That said, when I drove them to pay the ransom they were clear to the

Seriously, wtf with the auto correct.

Faces, bc apparently I can’t edit

One of my all time faces.

Yeah, is this * that * difficult to discern?

Gabrielle:

And I'd call 911 and let them know exactly what I was doing.