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My Sex Ed teacher flatly told us "I can't tell you everything you need to know, because I'd be fired. But please, find an adult you trust and ask them. An aunt, a neighbor, whoever you can find. Please ask them. Not a fellow student, because you kids think you more know than you do. It's not your fault here, it

a) you can order an egg biscuit with cheese. Totally menu legit.

I've called exactly twice when they fucked up and put meat on egg and cheese biscuits for myself and a vegetarian friend. And bitched on the website once when I brought it back to the counter and they peeled off (not all of) the bacon and handed it back. Otherwise, yeah, don't care.

the local court randomly started giving out my work phone after a new judge was appointed (exact same time, so I don't know what). Spent so much damn time trying to get that fixed because while I'm a fan of a good natured prank, I'm not gonna fuck with people desperately trying to figure out court dates and such.

hear, hear.

I almost get t-boned every other week, either at a badly designed merge or a badly designed intersection just off the freeway. Being hypervigilant is necessary and exhausting, but at least I have a sedan and can maneuver out of my right of way. Which requires one eye making sure my exit strategy is clear before I

Aren't you on a auto site?

(low whistle)

sha you ever?

Happy countries are all alike; every unhappy country is unhappy in its own way.

um, generally moving anything from a scene hinders an investigation. The rebels could have had an ounce of respect if they agreed to let investigators do the job properly and bodies taken care of with some transparency and respect.