Of course he was reading that garbage while driving. I’m surprised his defense isn’t that the deer must have shape-shifted into a man after he hit it, clearly a result of microchipped bioengineering by Bill Gates that Bill sent to run out in front of the car to paint him as a murderer. Hillary and Obama are behind…

I had an extremely long negotiation on my 2002 Saab. We finally came to a deal late at night and proceeded to Finance.

I use the pile of garbage/you need a warranty against them. “Wow you have saved me so much money and hassle knowing that my 50k purchase will be useless and prone to break. Time to check out XYZ brand!”

It’s the finance guy every fucking time. I negotiated and got the price I was comfortable with in less than an hour and that included the test drive where they had to pull the car out from behind a few SUVs. A little over 2 hours after that point I was driving home because of the finance guy. They make you wait in…

Couple years ago I was looking for a used Camaro SS 1LE, and wasn’t having any luck finding one locally. I saw online that Jeff Wyler Chevrolet had some new ones in stock and so I went there just to sit in one to see if I found the Recaro’s comfortable. I get there, the salesmen approach and I make it clear that all I…

I only really have one “positive” dealership experience, where they had me in and out in under 15 minutes. That was buying a Nissan Juke back in 2012. Since then, I’ve bought from CarMax (also pretty quick and painless), and twice from one Chrysler/Jeep/Dodge/RAM dealer (a long process, but I never thought “I’m being…

How many times do I have to decline the wheel protection coverage?  They even tried to use my wife “driving style” against me.  “You know she is going to hit the curb.”  

Its only a good value if you ignore the Fit that used to be on the lot - it started at $5,000 less - and the larger, more comfortable Civic parked beside it for the same price.

what, the sound of a fat bloke standing up from a low seat?

Now why did they have to cut 5 usable square feet of storage with that laid down rear window. Stupid.

finally a clean, well-resolved rear end:

These seems like the perfect time to use the new Blackwing engine in another vehicle.

Kids of a certain age wake up when the engine turns off. A more likely reason. 

They just compare dent pictures.

“why do it? It doesn’t make you look cool.”

Sorry, but I can’t get past the fact that there’s a Facebook Camry Owners group. Do they argue over what hue of beige is the best?

I had a similar thing with the speedometer in my high school car, so I had to pace my friends at 35, 55, and 75 and and then put little pieces of tape on the tach so I could track my speed. 

Now calculate your mileage.  Helps to make sure everything’s running ok if the mileage is consistent from fill-up to fill-up

I would offer to run out of gas on purpose if it would kill off all the slideshows.

I drove my father’s 94 Ranger when I was a teenager and it had a broken gas gauge. He would always just fill it, reset the odometer and knew that he’d get about 400kms out of it.