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When the only penalties are fines, it’s just a cost of doing business. Start throwing ship captains into jail for this. 

Today in Trump World:

Trump is grumpy because the queen shaded the shit out of him and he can’t respond: The broach she wore.

Because it’s what many, many Americans do all goddamned day (five seconds spent on Twitter, Instagram, or any other “LOOK AT ME” form of social media will confirm this), and they think having a President that is just like them is a good thing.

I’ve said it many times before this: I do not want the President to be just

The president of the United States uses social media to call an American Icon and legend a “washed up psycho” FFS how the fuck are people accepting this behaviour? 

This is her

The dick on that thing is wayyyyyyy too big.

I just handed in my internet union card.

Just your average very stable genius of a Trump supporter, folks:

Right-Wing Nutjob Aborts Full-Term Baby in Public

Well, of course - perpetual victimhood is the defining characteristic of this tribe.

Right-Wing Nutjob Aborts Full-Term Baby in Public

FYI, we can all shop for “Trump baby balloons” on Google or Amazon to get smaller ones for all our friends, family, neighbors, coworkers, classmates, passersby...

“I NEVER SAID THAT. APOLOGIZE FAKE NEWS LIARS!”

The best part? Her beloved leader keeps complaining that Sadiq isn’t doing enough about knife-wielding lunatics on the streets of London, so here’s a perfect time to show what happens to them!

The whole article is worth a read, but here’s my favorite/dear lord help us all moment. After going on and on about how his appearance is keeping him from attracting the women he so deserves, Truth4Lies then drops this little nugget on us:

I have my doubts that they will make that discovery...

yeah, I’m really looking forward to these dipshits discovering, to their great dismay, that the problem wasn’t on the outside.

for them?

can’t surgically alter a personality or misogyny though. so, the problem for these dudes will remain.