“And so if people are violating the law by doing drugs, they ought to be accused and they ought to be convicted and they ought to be sent up”

Rush Limbaugh, some time before he was arrested for fraudulently obtaining prescriptions to feed his drug addiction.

Fucking junkies. Lock them up and throw away the keys.

So is Oxy basically the right-wing drug of choice?

Perhaps you’ve heard of it by its other name: NASCAR?

He may give great blowjobs but he also makes you look huge while giving you a handjob with his tiny hands.

Trump is going to wake up to a text message from Joe this morning that goes: “wow, totally fucked up about that show. Did you see it? It was totally a joke. Hahah. Unless you’re into it. Haha. JK. But yeah, what’d you think?”

I heard that Donald Trump gives the best blowjobs. Many people are saying this. Too bad you won’t be hearing this from the FAKE NEWS MEDIA!

As long as it’s consensual and their partners are okay with it, that’s not an issue. Stockpiling guns “for the upcoming race war” is a hell of a lot worse.

My favourite story that is tangentially related to The Unfair Advantage, is when the late, great Car columnist Russell Bulgin was writing one month about Gran Turismo 2, and struggling to get the digital version of the Penske Sunoco Camaro to work well on the track.

That lede image (fig 1) is 100% some bondage fantasy from a nerdy engineer at Ford that was inadvertently uploaded.

Mike Pence is a biblical man and the bible is very clear: a marriage is between a man and a woman and their handmaiden.

I’m pretty sure SKYNET refers to humans as “helmet and burrito airbags.”

If you want to anger Mike Pence, form a union.

Can I take this opportunity to say that Rush is one of the greatest movies of the past decade? Like, my mother, who has zero interest in cars or racing loved the movie and has seen it like 3 times.

Lauda allegedly coughed the lung up himself, pointed at it and said “Still more handsome than James Hunt” and walked out of the hospital.

Every year I go to the 24 hours of lemons with my M/T pontiac, where I hang out with my friend and his A/T mustang. Every year the transmission breaks on the mustang. Every year i tell him to just put a damn manual in it. I think he might finally listen to me, but if there’s an A/T enthusiast out there....he drives a…

Right?! STOP FUCKING APOLOGIZING TO THIS WOMAN FOR SOMETHING THAT NEVER HAPPENED. The jokes weren’t about her goddamn appearance, and I don’t believe that she doesn’t understand that. Fuck her.

I overheard someone the other day say “Every vehicle in this campground is either a truck, a SUV or a Jeep.” I was blown away buy how good Jeep brand marketing must be that people consider them in their own vehicle category. I can’t remember seeing a commercial where Ford or GM openly compete with Jeep. While they are…