Also keep in mind that some people don’t like teasing or witty banter, so be ready to switch gears.

Another trick: not clicking on Lifehacker articles while I’m at work... (like that’s possible)

Stories like these always make me wonder. How would Brock (or his dad) feel if it had been brock who drank too much and passed out, only to wake up behind a dumpster with a dick in his ass? Something tells me they would focus less on how much brock had to drink and focus more on the horrible crime committed by the…

I stand by my point. Bernie is telling people with 6 figures of student debt that, as president, he’s going to make college free. He’s telling people making $7.25/hr that, as president, he’s going to raise the minimum wage to $15. Neither of those things is ever going to happen under Speaker Paul Ryan, and Bernie…

You’re right. Because Bernie is good at bipartisanship, he’s going to convince Paul Ryan to pass a bill making college free, just like he promised. That sounds reasonable.

That’s how he’d pay for it. He doesn’t say anything about how he’s going to get Paul Ryan to pass any of his proposed agenda.

But Hillary isn’t promising some pie in the sky agenda. That’s my problem. Bernie knows he doesn’t have a snowball’s chance in hell of getting free college tuition for everyone, and yet he campaigns on it. At least Hillary attempts to keep her promises reasonable.

#NotAllMillennials

I live in Oregon. I read a news article about our primary yesterday, where the police found that the ballot box located at a retirement home had been broken into. All of the ballots were found in a nearby dumpster. The funny part is that Bernie supporters on reddit are convinced that the Clinton camp is responsible,…

I live in Portland, and I swear just the other day I saw a model S taxi. Blew me away.

I’m a dude. I have a relatively cushy white-collar job. If I approached my boss and said “hey, I’m feeling burned out, can I take a month long sabbatical?” he would laugh in my face. If I approached my boss and said “hey, my (fictional, nonexistent) wife is having a baby,” he would happily offer me at least a month of…

Honestly, as a liberal voter, I’ve been 100% rooting for Trump this whole time. He’s much less likely to win the general election than Cruz would have been, and I think he’s arguably a less terrible person.

I just bought a new outback. I absolutely didn’t need it, I accept that. Not a smart financial decision - I accept that too. But it may well last 10x longer than a $2k outback from 20 years ago.

I dunno, I live in Portland currently (disclaimer), but have never lived in Seattle, so am not fit to judge.

This is exactly why I’m grateful I have a white collar desk job in a law firm, but all the partners are lazy stoners who like working even less than I do. If they see that I responded to an email or billed hours after 6pm, they actually call me in and tell me to knock it off.

I’ve heard that ratio too. I believe what he’s saying is your rent each month should be no more than 1/40 of your annual gross income. So in a given year you’ll spend 12/40 of your gross income on rent. 12/40 = 6/20 = 3/10. So what he’s really saying is you should spend less than 30% of your NET income, tops. Unless…

Question: Who is responsible if a couch falls off someone’s truck in the highway and I crash into it?

Except, he actually did answer the question...

I think most workplaces still use Outlook. Mine does. I use gmail for personal, Outlook at work. Honestly I’d never really used Outlook before I got this job, and I don’t get all the hate. It seems perfectly functional.