I would be Marcin off the court if that happened to me.

I really don't understand all this shaming. Because being in a sorority is so expensive, and there is an image to uphold, some sorority girls are not allowed to let other people (men or women) wear their shirts at all unless it was a philanthropic event where they sold shirts.

I have no more campaigns to run. I know because I won both of them

Whenever they have those awkward sex ed classes in sixth grade, the ones where they split up the boys and girls to different rooms and talk about body parts, they really need to include that in the lesson plan.

I was 14, and had nursed a crush on a female acquaintance for a few months, and there was some kind of school dance coming up and I really wanted to take her. So one night I called the girl's house. Her older brother answered and said she was out with friends but would be back later.

Wait, so the girl was totally into you, and she loved your semi-creepy romantic gesture, but she just wasn't available for a dance, so you blew her off and never actually bothered to take her on a date? She must have been really confused and hurt. I'm not sure what about this memory would be painful for you at all.

You beat me to it. I was shy enough, and so averse to awkwardness that I refused to consider expressing my feelings for the fairer sex until college, and even then, it didn't work out too well. It's a damn good thing my wife is even worse. I'm pretty sure the first time I asked her out, I waited for her to tease me,…

Three months before our wedding my then-fiancee now wife and I were celebrating her birthday at a restaurant.

I realize that I'm a stranger in a strange land, being in Broville, here, but these stories aren't cringeworthy to me. In fact, I think most of these (excepting the SAWED-IN-HALF TENNIS BALL, WHAT THE EVERLIVING FUCK) are sweet. I do understand the utter mortification these guys experienced; don't think we women…

No kidding. Our stories are more like "I blew this dude in the park and everybody walked away satisfied."

When I was a young stupid 25 year old I met this girl. She seemed amazing. Climbed rocks. Hiked mountains. Traveled the world. Within a week she asked me to be her travel buddy to Italy. Hell yes I said. I've always wanted to go. So we start to plan it. We talk about the dates. I get it off from work. We talk about…

Being a man of persistence and determination, I refuse to see a romantic gesture as failed until I see a copy of the restraining order.

as much as it pains me to say this: Johnson's right. this woman spends way too much time taking people - other women, specifically - to task for failing to live up to moral standards which she herself cannot uphold. if her online persona wasn't so relentlessly moralistic, Johnson wouldn't have even bothered with this.…

"I'm afraid I have to reciprocate your act"- Every opposing offense, in the rare event the Bears scored a touchdown this season.

This headline is one vowel away from the best story on Deadspin in years.

"Meh." /Le Shrug

bigger question: why bing?????????/

Sweet Pea by Amos Lee. It's perfect for a traveler. And good call on the Brett Dennen. He's one of my favorites and I finally got to see him last spring.

No way! I watched that all the time and never made the connection.