ew if that’s a trophy wife it must just be the “Participation” trophy you get just for showing up

uhhh it would cost about 5 bucks for a custom stamp. but you can throw a hundo in my kickstarter if u want

was his middle initia T? RT Ard

The fact that the cards are real songs from the past couple years makes a terrible idea totally insufferable

i wouldn’t mind munchin louise if you catch my drift

Usually you inspire me to say “shut your sissy vadge” but this is pretty good

I hope the kid doesn’t have the same shoulders she does or her vag will be wrecked

Fun Fact- when I was a kid I knew someone who called turds “Branigans”.