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You’d think Michael J. Fox would have better things to capture on Vine.

We’re already having our annual aneurysm, don’t worry.

Ah yes, the St. Louis Blues bandwagon, where fair-weather fans hitch their hopes and dreams every April, and then un-hitch those hopes and dreams later in April.

Thank God.

The saddest part is that he takes home leftover popcorn from the stadium.

A Becky is a white girl, though.

They might have taken off their seatbelts to you know. Try and escape the car?

Sheep

Sheep

Attraction by nature is limiting dude, I’m not into larger chicks or dudes but my personal sexual preferences are not supposed to be an inclusivity party for fucks sake.

And? Everyone has a different idea of what beauty is and clearly the bodybuilding roid-popping look isn’t mine.

It has nothing to do with the interference call. Look at that girl’s reaction. I know a sidepiece when I see one.

Buying a Honda Insight is still the worst decision he’s ever made, a problem somehow solved by the second worst decision he’s ever made.

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