You know who didn't stare and gaze at his home run blasts? Tim Tebow. Abe Lincoln too, for that matter.

That mascot looks like a real ass.

Another classic segment of “Charlotte’s Web Gems.”

Mascot Representing Most North Carolinians Steals Mascot of Local Minor League Baseball Team

They at least should have taken the mascot head off before the mugshot.

Not sure why the surgery was necessary. He looked pretty stable lying motionless on the field.

Not even the worst play in Jets history.

Did you know that if you move the letters in “He’s our closer” around, you get “Cheer our loss?” Food for thought.

You’re totally right. One kid is dead, another is raped - obviously death is better than rape, thanks for clearing that up.

Someone dared me to say no to drugs and alcohol. That didn’t work either.

I very much enjoyed listening to the final Deadcast to be sponsored by DraftKings.

The medical staff told him the hit from last week’s game was going to leave a mark, but Brees said that had always been there.

Lane Kiffin’s favorite baseball player is Hunter Pence.

it’s like one big chin with a tiny face

I don’t pay attention to the umpires. I didn’t even realize he was back there.

Bumgarner was staring because he just realized that was his favorite musician behind home plate!

“The thing here isn’t that Broussard got a Caps Locked report wrong...”

“I’ll probably get drilled tomorrow.”

His friends fawn on him, call him "Clipper" (one must wonder why a grown man would tolerate that),