Simone Biles is one of the greatest athletes of all time. Her grace and skill makes her every move look beautiful and so damned simple it is always a marvel to watch.

The best part is that she knows she’s the GOAT:

All the stars!

I could totally duplicate that, up until she took her first step.

I mean...She. DID. That!

We are no longer the Knights Who Say Ni. We are now the Knights Who Say runrunrunrunrunrunrunrunrunrunrunrunrunPOP-boinggggg-zoom-flip-flip-boom

If she’s the first one to pull it off why ain’t it called the Biles Double Pike? Give her her props!

😂😂😂😂

Just to put into perspective how dominant Simone Biles truly is: she went out of bounds on one floor routine pass and put both hands down on a landing on another floor routine pass AND STILL BEAT EVERYONE ELSE IN THE ENTIRE MEET. Her level of difficulty is so beyond everyone else in gymnastics she can literally do…

Well, okay, but... heard about them in their Klan meetings?  Something?

Of course. One of these days I might learn that in today’s world it’s always needed.

Yet after five total centuries of nonstop and unfathomable white supremacist atrocities, they generally can’t name even a single white person in history that they believe to be racist “in their heart”.

If true, that explains every trip I’ve ever taken through their drive thru.

I’ve said it for a while... conservatives live on a spectrum between corrupt and stupid, they’re always a bit of both, but that’s where they live.

I’m consoling myself with the fact that details on that kid point towards him being imaginary. What kid can be at school for well over 10 hours a day, but still has homework left when he returns, and also has no structured activities to schedule around and a reliable attention span of at least 30 minutes?

Leanne has more circular reasoning and non sequiturs than a Biden/Trump debate.

That’s what I was thinking. Who needs someone bad-mouthing their mom. Notice how he didn’t mention taking his son to visit *his* side of the family. Not for nothing, he’s not doing anything that single black mothers haven’t been since we came here in chains. He should try that shit in chains.

We’ve had 350 years of white folks institutionalizing racism into every conceivable aspect of this society. Yet after five total centuries of nonstop and unfathomable white supremacist atrocities, they generally can’t name even a single white person in history that they believe to be racist “in their heart”.

BTW Michael,

That poor kid.