Methinks the doctor had himself as a patient.

I Think that’s the new Dexter reboot plotline.

I like what Macron did in France; if you choose to be unvaccinated, your social privileges are rescinded. No dinners out, museum trips, public transportation.

This case makes me think that if there were more undercover police at protests watching the police then more of these assaults would be prosecuted.

Karen: Honey, where is your phone?

Let the punishment equal the crime, I say.

Ted Cruz, seen here showing what he’d do to Trump, if only he could get him alone.

I’ll take the boxed set.

I honestly didn’t know that, thanks! I always thought it was because they were the color of Saltines (which was a word we used in Detroit back in the 70's to avoid saying cracker, but still getting the message across).

I think it’s because whites like to think of themselves as colorless, or neutral. There’s a reason why “nude” is the color it is. Whites think of themselves as clear. 

What do you expect from a family who misspelled Roberts and kept it that way.

The problem is there is no correlative word for white people that contains the history or scorn and hatred for Blacks that the n word does. We can make stuff up, but there’s no word going back to 1619 that insults white people like that.

Can they find a teacher to un-teach everything this woman ever taught?

Such good news.

You are right -- one of my fave Tiktokkers calls himself a soft boy, and I forgot it has a new meaning now. My apologies.

“Y’know, I was in jay-ull (rolls eyes, smirks) with all the thieves and the killers and the rapists and so on. (Rolls eyes, makes Cosby face.) And the GUARDS would say SIT DOWN! DAMNIT SIT DOWN! and I said but GuUAaaaaaARd, I’m Jesus Christ!” -- Bill Cosby 2121 probably

Oh, hey: I looked up ‘mediocre white man’ in the Blacktionary and it was illustrated thus:

My Hamptons holiday soiree was much more soigne. It involved a couch, a remote and two lovely dogs. I had on a new sweatshirt, too -- that’s how piss-elegant I was! (Locals stay home on holiday weekends as much as possible in order to avoid being trampled by the cidiots.)

Ms. Babbit certainly didn’t deserve to die, but she did deserve to be stopped by a bullet. Just yards away were Mike Pence and other members of congress. The police abandoned the doors. The security was the only thing keeping the mob at bay. When he shot, he no doubt saved many more lives.

Actually, the neighbor said to his face, “I am an American and I don’t give a fuck about you.” (I’m paraphrasing.)