Instead of insinuating that Tom Cotton is racist, what should I call him?

DMX and Prince Philip fistfight in heaven.

At a median Federal Minimum Wage, 1980-2009 ($5.175) for a full-time worker (2,080 hours per year) for 44 years, he would have earned $473,616.00. That’s at the low end, the minimum wage.

As a David Johansen semi-fan, I am tucking my umbrage aside. This made me laugh out loud.

Hyperbole is their battle cry.

Just like a catcher’s mitt

Dicks all the way down...

“Word on the street” is Gaetz associate Joel Greenberg is taking a plea...

Here are three kinds of stupid:

It seems like there aren’t many responses a white man can have after being called racist other than NO IM NOT YOU ARE RUBBER GLUE HOW DARE YOU. I mean, if I heard one of theses guys (not all white people ™) say, “I just heard myself and damn, I do sound like a racist! I’ll just sit quietly over here and wait for a…

Oooh! Can I have a slow-motion replay?

Thanks! I wanted to show off my “fully vaccinated” badge. But you can’t quite see it.

Guess what Cotton-head? (fucking sentient swab) If we jail all of the insurrectionists...murderous cops...white terrorists...wealthy scofflaws...perverted politicians...I guess we won’t have an under-incarceration problem anymore.

Yeah, I hear that. In 2019 I got contacts, so I’m overdue for a new pair or three. Warby Parker better look out, I’m coming!

You know I would have posted it! LOL. I can’t wait to see that banner. 

I have what could be a simple answer to this problem. Showrunners, bookers and producers, take note:

Awesome! Plus you had quite the culinary tour, LOL.

I’m guessing you got a Pfizer, right? Mazel-tov!

Not deep -- just different choices. :)

Well, whoever she was she now knows what her bottom is.