I think it’s a monkey wrench designed to make him look good. “Full of sound and fury, signifying nothing.”

I’ll say it: $600 is insulting. It’s already spent for so many people. If you need to pay for housing, food, utilities, that $600 was gone last summer.

Didn’t you see that mugshot? His whole face is an unfortunate accident.

Ah, I wonder is it the pedophiles giving the white supremacists a bad name or the white supremacists giving the pedophiles the bad name? 

I wonder if we can use a group watch function so we could get a crowd of watchers? I’d be down.

Britney’s Mom ain’t got it going on.

Shit, she can do Yoga in jail. It’s made for times like that!

Not to mention that he’s going with his wife, and that doubles the chance they’ll get it!

According to the news I read, the last conjunction happened in 1220. The printing press wasn’t invented until around 1436, so there’s that. And yes, old time folks could handwrite, but you can’t read it!

How is it that we haven’t hit peak Becky Amy Karen yet?

Yes! (Funny, but I saw an article over the weekend that there have been NO new babies named Karen in Canada since Nov. 2019. Canadians know what’s going on.)

This is funny! I wonder if anyone has reached out to Negrodamus for 2021 predictions?

I hope my superpower will be the ability to enact revenge while making it seem like a gift.

Once again, The Biggest Loser has fucked his own damn self. Those people in Palm Beach HAAAAAATE him! He has tried to outmaneuver every rule and zone and law, and folk there are just sick of him. Oh, and the traffic and nonsense that follows him is hated even more.

(I ran into one of the cast members of Succession, and they are filming now. They have a safe set and everyone’s testing. Something to look forward to in 2021!)

Those are two lines from an out-of-print collection of presidential biographies! One line is factual and one is an opinion of writers who couldn’t even keep their book in print. Did you know you can write anything in a book? It’s true! (Also, “elder statesman” is a phrase they use for all ex-presidents sooner of…

Um, Michael? Did you spell coop wrong? Because Banty rooster Trump and his following of giddy hens is a more accurate impression of a coop.

Don’t forget what happened to Ellen when people found out she was palling around with W. And the fact that she missed Dakota Johnson’s birthday party to go to the game with W allowed Johnson to roast Ellen to a crisp on her own show.

Not Fred Flintstone:

Dyskinesia