Meanwhile, the rest of us in normal income society, with mental health issues, brain trauma, and or complicated grieving issues are expected to act like adults, and face consequences for our actions.

This EV won’t work for me because the commute to my job is 20 miles each way and once I get there they don’t give me enough money to buy this car.

Counterpoint: All Cops Are Bastards

Man that car is ugly. I honestly dont know how anyone can say it is attractive....but yet everything I read about it across multiple publications say how beautiful and stylish the design is....and I just cant understand.

You’re deranged.

Libertarianism is like astrology. Something stupid people believe will make them sound smarter than they are.

“Why are you protesting this?”

They just prefer more traditional, conclusively time proven methods of curing diseases like prayer or bleedings and tooth extractions to balance the body’s humours but the medical industrial complex doesn’t want you to know about such things!

The President is now Healthier than even our GREAT Nation and EVERYONE is afraid of him especially Nancy Pelosi, the Lovely Lisa Page, China, and, what’s her name? RC Cola?  Also China.  He is now 6'4" and Full Of MUSCLE! He will probably live to be three hundred which is even better than last time. NO COLLUSION!

the dude literally Marty McFlyed his tenure (1955-2015) that is amazing in itself

“Help me MS-Paint, you’re my only hope...”

You may want to invest in a blindfold to block the rest of reality from your life.

Wow, in the middle of yet another terrible news cycle for the president, one of his ghouls gets on TV and says stupid shit, manufacturing a controversy that will give the Fox echo chamber something to talk about other than the last self-inflicted fuckup.

I bet Kellyanne just found out that George Conway follows AOC on Twitter. I’m getting the feeling more and more her work in the Trump admin is just the framework for some kind of intense psychosexual powerplay between her an her husband. They on some kinky shit.

It’s almost as if he has no idea how to run a business - or the government. Six bankruptcies, anyone? How do you go bankrupt selling Americans their favorite pastimes (football, booze, steaks, gambling) over and over again?

Honestly, who cares.

Possible Chief of Staff replacements,

Late Stage Capitalism is begging corporations for the privilege of buying their goods.

Is anyone else confused as to why these sheriffs deputies are dressed like they’re getting ready to invade a third world country?