He should switch his accountant. 

I hope he beats this 

I assume the fans who dumped beer on him did it because he was an opposing player who scored on them, not because he beat a woman, so from that perspective I agree with you.

You should reserve throwing beer in someone’s face only for the most important situations, like when a guy tells you to stop staring at him just because you think he looks like the lead singer from UB40.

Assuming netcode is good, I’ll let people invade. You’re a demon, I’m the doomslayer. It’s not even a competition.

Wahlberg is, obviously, the top in that pairing but the video will be hilarious as he keeps shouting “FEEL IT! FEEL IT!” as he pounds Simmons’ bitch ass. Simmons won’t cum until Wahlberg leans in and whispers “Tahm Brady is the fookin greatest cortaback eva.”

Dogs fucking up on agility courses—

Jumped into FE Heroes having never played a Fire Emblem game before, mainly because I saw a pic of Camilla. Rerolled until I got a 5* Camilla (along with a 5* Lyn as a bonus!)

You glorious bastatrd +1

“You think that’s bad—you should see my videos of the things they say at practice”