Someone forgot his binder marked ‘PREPARATION’

Well done. Such searing insight is rare ‘round here.

Same. Between this and the bball team looking to make its first tournament appearance this millennium, it’s a good time to be a Redbird.

Why does a grown-ass man like Doug Marrone need a babysitter? No wonder he quit...

The comment about having to drag her luggage “nearly two miles” is particularly tone deaf when compared to someone who left all their belongings behind to flee a war. I’d actually respect the comment more if it was Chris Berman b/c there’s no way he could haul a suitcase two miles.