Why would I be jealous? I used the term Blank Space when explaining where I was hanging up my Ricky Skaggs autographed picture in 1988. Bitch obviously owes me money.

I think she said he won’t have a directional name. It’ll probably be Khryst.

No, he is not “innocent at this point.” He is, legally presumed innocent, not socially or personally or even in reality innocent, for all we know. The government must treat him as innocent at this point. This is only a legal concept.

This has nothing to do with Adam Sandler, but...

Right, but I’m hearing that this Gavin guy was a real jerk and treated Gwyn like shit.

“I never understood white people who like touching people’s hair.” There - I fixed it.

Damn it Taylor. I was all impressed with your sincere apology to Nicki and now you’re PETTING BLACK PEOPLE?! And JOKING ABOUT IT?!? (Granted it sounds like the petting was before the Nicki thing but still.) Don’t fucking pet people. WTF is wrong with you?!

but is the entire movie worth it? just for that shot? Romance with excellent cinematography always goes to Wong Kar Wai’s movies. Have you watched In The Mood For Love or Happy Together? If you haven’t you should check them out, I think you’ll love them. The cinematography is absolutely stunning.

That was an amazingly long-winded and much winding route to a final point that really has no foundation in reality.

Gwen Stefani should also be listed under bindis. She wore them a lot in the 1990s and was not called out for it much at the time.

“I’m genuinely going to miss him. He knew how to push everyone’s buttons, had no patience for the rigorous blandness of the perfectly calibrated reality program he found himself amongst, and clashed fabulously with Kris.”

My favorite thing about her Instagram is that she doesn’t follow anyone.

Aaaaaaaaaaaawwwwwwww. Was somebody saying something you don’t like about a poor white person? How terrible that must be for you. :(

The author and critics are saying the character is Korean American and not just Asian so you may have missed something.

Nicki Minaj is all about the importance of education.

::cries hysterically::

The smiley face emoji is what almost pushed me over the edge. It’s creepy-crazy.

This seems like the right place to drop this confession: I accidentally gave birth to the Kardashians. Like, we planned our shit out and had intent to be playing calming music, but labor went on a really long time, I wound up getting the epidural, and I really needed to watch something distracting. So somehow…

See, I am that person who isn’t sure I would do it all over again. Really. I love my son, but I was hospitalized 6 times, threw up for 8 months (even during labor), lost 15 lbs even though I had a child that was 8.5 lbs, had post-partum depression.... I just don’t think pregnancy is for me. Which is why I only had the…