Won't be $30 but it'll at least be water resistant.

And by the way, if above you mention yourself, your mother, and your father as having Chromebooks, then there's no reason for you to have to remove toolbars from his computer.

Um, "obtuse"? I'm only stating a reasonably-evidenced argument. I never said Chromebooks were a bad thing, I was only disputing your claim that any PC otherwise is a slow, virus-laden hog of a machine (which, yes, is extreme hyperbole, but your original statement was no less misinformed), and detailed just how easily…

I would argue it is the reality. If all the average user wants to do is browse Facebook or Twitter or YouTube and stuff like that (stuff you say your Chromebook is perfectly capable of performing), then there's absolutely no reason they should come across anything that would infect their hardware. And, like I said,…

Maybe it's just me, but I find this to be rather...eh. Disgusting is too harsh a word for its design, but it totally turns me off from the device. I'll wait to see what the Moto 360 is like in person :3

Yes, though after taking a particularly painful stab right where it hurts. They came out bloodied, but alive.

No, it's from The Princess Bride. Unless you saw something else I didn't o:

The only difference is that when Apple has a keynotes, the past page or two on Gizmodo will be full of Apple stuff. I think that's partially, though, because you get different people writing articles on the same thing, each slightly different than the last, lol. This coming from someone who usually watches the…

I'm not at all sure what you're getting on about regarding viruses and maintenance and stuff. I've only ever had a virus once in the past decade, and that was in 2009/2010 on a crappy Gateway laptop my mom handed down to me :P But literally, just using Microsoft Security Essentials has kept my laptop pretty clean…

Nexus Q? *shrugs* I haven't followed Google's stand on the TV front at all, until today.

I love the click wheel, but I also don't mind the new Nanos having touch screens (though I haven't touched one yet). I just mostly wish they'd bring back the kick-ass camera and all the effects it had =w= Why they removed it is beyond me. I remember my brother used to be jealous of my iPod Nano because, short of…

I love wolves! I wish I could be that shiny and luxurious.

Good luck with that o: Very few people are attacked by wolves, unless they're just being idiots. And yeah, it does look over-animated to me, too. Still looks nice, though xP

My favourite iPod Nanos were the tall, skinny ones that were kind of shiny, still had the click wheel, and had a camera and mic and all that stuff. In fact, that's still been my most favourite iPod to date - even over my current iPod Touch. I wish I still had it, but my brother stole it and sold it :/ And they don't…

Not true! I'm going into my second year of college and still *love my iPod Touch :) Mostly because I've been using iPods for half a dozen years now, but I think I still prefer it to other MP3 players I've seen (and my Nexus 5 only has about 12.55GB of space (half of which is available), and my music library plus…

I heard it was top heavy but never that you had to hold it. I think it's pretty obvious that's what the kickstand is for. That picture seems obviously biased.

Good thing hell doesn't exist :O

I don't think we've been watching the same events ;) Nor do I think you particularly follow, nor care, about what Google does to begin with.

I dunno if it's the same, but I was able to switch from Metro PCS (*shudder*) to T-Mobile just fine, and kept my number and everything.

I'm pretty sure the map IS bullshit! I mean, it was conducted through Facebook likes...would you really be expecting any actual data? :) That being said, I also go to school with a lot of gamers (my major is Game Art), and I'm in Denver. People seem pretty split evenly over XB1 and PS4, neither really caring about the…