THAT’S THE OPPOSITE OF HOW SWAMPS WORK!

I feel his pain. My name is Harold Winestain.

Trump supporters are really dumb. But you don’t have to take my word for it.

Dumb article that only exists for a click, which in turn references a dumb essay that itself only exists for a click.

“Hey guys, some people used this art/historical moment/idea for racist/sexist/etc. purposes, and it is wrong wrong wrong to reference the art/historical moment/idea without referencing (read:…

“If you ever drop your keys into a river of molten lava, let ‘em go, because man, they’re gone.” - Jack Handey

First of all, we are still in the throes of the failures and corruption of W. And no, it’s never too late to reflect on the legacy of any POTUS or politician. Twenty five years is a relatively short time, and disregarding our painful history is what leads to the shit we’re in now.

I guess ‘W’ stands for “woke” now.

I’m pretty shocked that SF is so high on the list. The housing situation here is awful, and it negates a LOT of the other benefits of living here.

So, would we say that she’s the one who likes all Nirvana’s pretty songs and she likes to sing along, and she likes to shoot her gun, but she don’t know what it means?

• Put on some Barry White and rub them sensuously all over your body

Never. This will never be funny. This will never be “remember that time your crazy old coot of an uncle drank too much at Thanksgiving, passed out, and started screaming racial epithets...yeah, that was cutely embarrassing.”

I’m not a fan of this approach either. ‘I feel’, in this scenario, trumps reality. You can say you feel some way about anything to get what you want or win an argument and there’s virtually nothing the other person can do or say to change that. You can’t argue (or it would be futile to) with how someone feels, which…

¿Cuántos anos tiene usted?

“I can’t tell if they’re serious or trolling me.”

Louis C.K. voices a dog? LOUIS C.K. VOICES A DOG.

In before Hannibal Burress

This is why I love going out to drinks with Michael Caine. In theory.

Marriage off to a good start, then? ;-)