in another billion years people in this solar system will have political gridlock. poor bastards.

In Soviet Russia, ROCKET LAUNCHES YOU!

Danny McBride as Bill Gates!

Don't make me say it.

are you suggesting we plan anal sex as opposed to just trying to slip it in when she's drunk enough?

So worked up, I MEANT to say she's GOT a purdy mouth!

"Just move things around until it feels right"?

And yet people keep flocking to them. It's the same movie. EVERY. YEAR. I'm def no Tom Cruise fan but when he tries to break out and try something different like Edge of Tomorrow it falls. The only conclusion studios come to is people don't want to see anything new. They want to be comforted by the same lame ass…

It seems to me that Moore's Law has now become Moore's Goal. Like we as humans have to keep up with this or we aren't doing our job.

rush limbug. LOL

As my father always said, "You can want in one hand... but don't be a dumb ass. Get me a beer." Sage words.

Young Mark? before being immortalized...

Killll....meeee.....

If anybody wants some for 75 dollars each, I can make you as many as you'd like.

Very lovely. I love how he needed to hear it again. The real rulers of the universe. They unlock the greatest puzzle piece by piece. How dare people consider stock brokers to even be considered for that title.

Drat.

"The power of accurate observation is commonly called cynicism by those who have not got it." — George Bernard Shaw

Usually when I can sense boyfriend tuning out and getting antsy, I know I've communicated too much and wrap things up. Or if I hear myself repeat a concept or idea more than twice in the conversation, I know I've started to beat a dead horse.