This has made me laugh over and over again. Mishka and Laika arguing over a toy:

I’m a Southerner, born and bred, and these people are fucking appalling. The Confederates were not American soldiers and every last one of the leaders of the secessionist movement were traitors.

Dwight Schrute Seeks Woman to Impregnate During Eclipse

I have this image in my head of Donald Trump driving a golf cart around his resort at top speed while John Kelly—clad in plaid pants, a white polo shirt, and a newsboy cap—frantically chases him and tries to grab his phone.

Well she doesn’t have Leonarda, Michaelangela, and Raphaela to back her up. Of course, they haven’t sung together since their performance at that reptile zoo in Japan when they were teenagers. The group splintered after that, and now their friendship is in shreds.

Sharing and intimacy are one thing. I know the in’s and out’s of my coworker’s periods and their marriage problems and who is sleeping with who on set/in the office.

I think the suggestion that women are more emotional and can’t handle high stress jobs is sort of rich coming from a person that wrote a 10-PAGE MANIFESTO about HR.

“He likes to wear a T-shirt with a photo of a young girl sitting on the knee of an older man, reading “ACCEPTING APPLICATION 4A SUGAR BABY,”...”

At this rate we’re gonna need an Onion headline like “Fox News Host Accused of Respecting Women”

Mr. Big was Governor of Illinois, right? Till he cheated on Nurse Hathaway?

Unpopular opinion, but I think Sarah Huckabee Sanders looks great, especially before she got Mooched. It’s nice to see a woman of size look professional and not dowdy. I’m a woman of size entering a conservative profession and it is hard to make conservative clothes look fashionable when you’re not thin. She’s…

Despite all the crazy news from today I’m still stuck on a 17 day vacation. I mean that rancid cheeto basically gets days off every week and now he’s taking off for more than 2 weeks? Must be nice.

Speaking of buildings, the Secret Service has moved out of Trump Tower over a financial dispute. Think about that.

I said this with McCain voting down the healthcare bill. I can’t complain when they don’t say anything and then complain when they do. Sure, I also want them to actually back up their words with actions, but the words are at least a first step. It’s better than absolutely nothing, or worse, falling in line (see…

For the pièce de résistance:

Job interview:

When you speak up against discrimination, you are doing a service to the military members who are not allowed to speak out for themselves.

If Kim Kardashian West can mobilise her fans to come out in support of the ACA then we should stop bitching about her for a month.