detectivelenniebriscoe
Detective Briscoe
detectivelenniebriscoe

It blows my mind how there are a handful of male commenters who comment ON EVERY FUCKING ARTICLE, usually as soon as it’s published and have no self awareness that maybe they should take a back seat on an expressly women oriented site. Like, feel free to participate but say something when it’s useful or insightful

Little know fact, back in the 1960s and 70s, men actually had tiny turkey brains so any time they showered there was always a risk that they would look up at the showerhead and open their mouths, thereby drowning in the process. Because women were too smart to do this, it was actually imperative they every man had a

Hi All,

I took an antibiotic two months ago that I got from a walk in clinic. I started feeling crappy again and went to a different clinic, closer to my house, and they said, “Oh, it seems you just were on an antibiotic?” and then lectured me on antibiotic abuse.

Michelle’s words.

Fun Fact, he’s part of the reason PR is in such debt. When his resort down there went belly up, it left the government with a yuuuuuuge unpaid tax bill.

I hate you for that second image.

his wife Ivanka, a silent serpent who distracts you with great bone structure

It takes a special kind of asshole to make Goodell look like the good guy in comparison...

That is really, really fucked up that they gave her the real thing without telling her/asking for permission.

I must be an unfashionable person. Every time we have one of these posts, I almost universally hate everything the writer loves and love everything the writer is meh about. Also, Leslie Jones looks AMAZING.

Dear Caroline,

I was raised as the preachers daughter and for multiple reasons I know for a fact that my parents are both my real parents.

One of my favorite memories of my childhood is when my grandmother tricked me into thinking I’d grown carrots in our garden in the span of three hours.

“special kind of stupid”

What baffles me even more is the white bread and mayonnaise eating motherfuckers that think someone like Bannon and his boy Don really give a fuck about them? I don’t think rich people are really looking out for me, even if they agree with me on some politics. You gotta be a special kinda stupid to believe Bannon

Uh, what is this? Let’s base an entire article on hurricane Irma on one girl’s twitter rants? Lexi, weathermen use these things called models because it’s impossible to predict where a hurricane will go as it’s traveling hundreds of miles. I was sick yesterday and did nothing but watching MSNBC and CNN. The governor

I can’t help but wonder if it’s about jealously more than anything else. Because KUWTK took the basic formula that the The Osbournes pioneered (AFAICT), ran with it, and made orders of magnitude more money than they ever did. And there were rumors a couple of years ago that Sharon wanted to try and revive the show.

This is totally youngwashing. Pass it on. I have been trying to make that a thing since the first Fantastic Four movie.

Saw this on twitter and it made me laugh.