I think I’ll bookmark this video to watch whenever I feel lonely or depressed about being single or even slightly nostalgic about the cheating ex. There are far, far worse things. Nothing feels more lonely than being in a degrading, abusive relationship. Huma, sell your book and move on. Even if you never get into…

I’m sorry about your rabbit... and wondering if your daughter’s friend is named Lennie.

That’s how I feel about dogs. The truest human-dog couples look alike.

Fuck that. She claims to agree with everything her husband stands for. She came here and worked illegally, but wants to deport others who do the same. She doesn’t have a problem with her husband sexually harassing and assaulting women and wants women to shut up about their treatment at the hands of men like him. She…

It took until NOW for Trump to realize that Assad and Russia are intentionally hurting citizens?

She is a 50 watt bulb in a row of 25 watt bulbs.

Did you see Nikki Haley at the UN today? I was so embarrassed. She held up cheap props like a junior high student.

Meanwhile, police have relocated the girl and her family. In addition to the severe emotional and physical trauma of the attack, she’s also dealing with online harassment. WBEZ reports that Police Commander Brendan Deenihan said that people are “making fun of the victim” with “a lot of off color comments” on social…

In Rectify Abigail Spencer’s character is named Amantha. Drives me crazy.

The name is actually Amabella, which begs the question: is Amabella an actual name? Are human beings named Amabella? I had never heard that name before and I could never get used to it no matter how many times the characters said it.

I mean, he did something fairly ballsy that probably saved the lives of some kids at possible risk to his own safety (starts at 2:50) in what was clearly supposed to be a generic puff piece for Red Nose that turned out otherwise -

I can not stand trump’s fucking voice.

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In Japan?

Please leave the choo-choo train in the greys, and dismiss his comments if he tries to engage you. With your help, we can have a loco-free Jezebel!