My work partner knows exactly how valuable I am, and hasn’t given me a moment’s grief over the several days I’ve taken off over the last few weeks while suffering a devastating second trimester pregnancy loss. And although one could argue that I should be marching/striking to support the fact that the situation I am…

I’m self-employed, so if I strike, the only person affected is me. Damn I want to be a good feminist!

You’re close:

The perfect crime!

How did this man not possess the forearm strength to lift himself out of this predictament.

This tweet from that link is golden:

that was a legit Kimmy Schmidt joke right there

I’m sure Selena is on a first name basis and calls him The.

I actually think the idea of “love at first sight” is incredibly dangerous: first impressions are often wrong, and generally superficial. It’s nice that they panned out for this woman, but I’d actually be super concerned with anyone who says they knew someone was the one for them the first time they met them. I’ve had…

“Wow, I really suck compared to this guy.”

I got all excited to hear about Bieber getting hit with a golf cart.

Nope. Nope. The man in charge of determining the truth blatantly lied under oath.

It was not really about the fact that she is so comfortable in her position that she put her feet on the couch. It was that she did so with the heads of the HBCUs in the office. The likelihood she would have done so, with say, the Ivy presidents is pretty fucking low.

Hey if they get to rag about Michelle daring to bare her arms then we can rag about anything those fuckers do. They want us to stop being so high and mighty elitists? Fine we’ll get down in the dirt with them and put them through the fucking ringer. Theyre gonna find out this isnt a mudhole...its an operating table.

MOTHER!

What makes this even better is that Karen Pence inadvertently joined in.

The actor is survived by his family and Bill Pullman.