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“The big problem I see here is that you have an American citizen who had his phone calls recorded,” he told the Washington Post.

Robin uses cheap shampoo for being so hair obsessed.

Anything and everything regarding Robin Thicke:

I have similarly strong feelings about adults using the word “haters” as a part of serious discussions.

Is it weird how strongly I feel about whether or not a sitting head of state should use emoticons/emoji? I feel that the answer is no for at least another 20 years. By which time hieroglyphic communication will be more of a standard, I assume. For now. No. Don’t do it. 

Question: if you were using a word incorrectly on the internet, would you rather know about it? Not snark, promise.

Also GLSEN, who fight to protect LGBTQ students. Anti-queer bullying will surely be on the rise under the dumpster fire in chief!

Just shows, donate to groups beyond just the ACLU and immigrant rights orgs! The National Center for Transgender Equality and the Transgender Law Center are going to need a lot of support in this Pence and Bannon-led nightmare world.

What’s changed? The Republicans have become caricatures of themselves at this point.

Oh god, the hoverpodium /dead

This may be my one and only chance to use this gif

The problem is that his actual business acumen is somewhere between Gob Bluth and Vincent Adultman.

Jesus Christ. One tiny upshot to this whole national embarrassment is that I now know, without a doubt, that I am not nearly as socially awkward and embarrassing as I thought I was.

Wait, this dude was complaining about her nose...?

This is one of Ariana’s comedy sketches, no?

I hope Mike Myers and Kanye get cameos.

Leaving aside the fact this woman is completely unqualified and terrible, it is so so weird to me that this woman wants this position. She’s SUPER rich. She could (and probably did) send her children to the fanciest Jesus schools ever. Why is she so so concerned about something that will absolutely not affect her? I

This deserves to be moved from the grey. Just so other people can be as horrified as I am.