WHY DID YOU SAY THAT NAME!!!??

Too bad about his mother, Martha Parker.

It’s a bit of a hipster cliche to say “Seinfeld wasn’t that good”

You have to see what an eerie coincidence it is that both scenes turned out almost exactly the same!

I couldn’t stop looking at his hair.
“Why does your hair do that? What is it? Is it your hair? Is that it?”
That’s maybe just my problem.

Ruffalo’s acting as his human shield.

Tobey Maguire was a great Peter Parker, and he had the benefit of being in two great Spider-man movies.

Tom Holland’s a menace!

Just wait’ll Hughes hears about how people on stage say all the same things as people doing the same play a thousand miles away.

I see he’s been working on his New York accent. There’s a clip floating around from a couple years ago of him visiting a children’s hospital in character and he could only recite lines from the movie in his American voice and had to switch back to his English accent for any other conversation. Not that the kids…

I’m surprised the actual main joke of the bit isn’t mentioned, which is that Tom Holland has been so loose-lipped about spoilers since taking the role (including spoiling Infinity War for a huge crowd he’d assumed already saw it) that it’s kind of amazing he hasn’t been fired.

His parents were killed outside a theater right?

I mean what’s not to get about Tokusatsu Spider-Man, who got his powers from aliens and has a mech?

I mean to be fair, people who know Peter Parker for more than 5 minutes either are or will become a supervillain.

Are they going to go over Spider-Man’s origin story again? I’m not sure I got it the first few dozen times. 

Who wouldn’t really have fun playing Spider-Man?

I like Tom Holland. He seems like he is really having fun being Spider-Man.

Beck Bennett’s Cajun gobbledygook was the funniest thing on the show.

The Bayou Benny skit reminded me of mid to late ‘90s SNL. 12 year old me would have been recreating that skit to all of my friends at school. So dumb, I loved it.

Then Dave Grohl better get a damn jacket