Sorry ‘The Haunting’ and ‘The Haunting’, ‘The Haunting of Hill House’ is this year’s version of ‘The Haunting of Hill House’

I don’t get the hate. It was better than Luke Cage. Luke Cage was so damn cool in Jessica Jones, but he was the opposite in his own show.

Later in that same scene, there is a shadow that leaves long after the physical entity casting the shadow does.

Damn, that’s a real shame.

The original is famous with my family because my mom watched it while my dad was gone somewhere one night back in the mid-60's and it scared the shit out of her. She went to take a bath, but had to get out of the tub because the bathroom door reminded her of the door in the movie with something pounding on the other…

It’s pretty clear that they’re just going to roll this into the Disney streaming venture. They have to pull everything from Netflix as soon as contractual obligations allow. Expect the same for the remaining Netflix Marvel series. 

You could have just... not watched.

I haven’t bought any collection stuff in a long time. My son is two, and he’s obsessed with Pixars Cars. We bought him a couple. The other day Walmart started to restock the shelf with random Cars and some of them date back to the original movie.  So the collector in me was like:  get them all!  But the father in me…

Of course these aren’t for kids.  Activision already knows that the kids are too busy either playing the video game, or banging your mom.

Why can’t they just own up to it? Yes these are TOYS for kids. Remember G.I. Joes? These kid’s fathers all had them.

Whats the difference with this shit that I had at 4?

There is the option just like the game, don’t play

Self respecting adults buy LEGO

I definitely think it is bullshit that this isn’t marketed to kids. But I also don’t really think it is a huge deal. Kids will make their own Lego/Mega Bloks toy guns or tanks or whatever, even if they aren’t intended to be built that way by the creators. Hell I remember the little drill item that came with car themed…

This review reads like a plea to ditch nuance and pick a lane when it comes to satirizing something as big as American Culture.

A television show didn’t present a clear moral position and now you’re confused as to how you should feel? That’s the most depressingly pathetic admission I’ve read in a long time, John. 

“What really derails this episode, however, is that we’re never supposed to know exactly how we’re supposed to feel about what’s going on here.”

“I wanna stand by my friend”

I am eagerly looking forward to your scathing review of every other sitcom made in the last 50 years.

Just last night I was thinking, as I read various semi-insane reaction pieces to Three Billboards Outside of Ebbing, Missouri, that the need for simplification fantasies is starting to destroy people’s ability to process good stories. There is a growing contingent of the viewing audience that shows up and expects to…