The funny thing is, teen parties only cross the line to real danger because all the parental rules mean they’ll get in trouble if they actually are honest. Part of this is a public policy problem - punishments for parents who condone underage drinking - but most of it is cultural. I lived in Germany for a while and I…

I knew all about these teen tricks because I USED TO BE A TEEN.

Brb.

I believe that she may have been venting. It’s taken out of context by people who don’t know her - or know if she would be good at the job. Let he who is without negative FB status cast the first stone.

Agreed. I’m sorry that a single mom lost her job, but I wouldn’t be comfortable leaving my kids in the care of someone who claimed to hate them. My real sympathy for Walls is for flood of internet hate she’s getting. She has already received her appropriate consequence: she was fired. There is exactly zero need to go…

mostly other women calling her a “dumb bitch” or accusing her of having “bubonic plague,” for some reason

Most of my freshman dorm had the same lunch break time, and we would all gather in the common room and watch Tom & Jerry and then Maury. It was a magical time.

I actually follow this advice. Mostly because I can’t fall asleep when I am angry. And I like sleep

When I went to college back in the Dark Ages, I would watch Donahue every single morning while I was getting dressed. He cancelled his show during my sophomore year and I was CRUSHED.

THANK YOU for posting this. now i shall read the entire ama because work stinks.

maury - providing my sick day entertainment since 1998.

Jesus Christ, what a bunch of butts. I don’t have kids and I don’t want kids and I don’t really like kids but I do my best to nod along supportively when people talk about their kids or show me pictures or whatever because that is basic human courtesy and also I guess it’s really nice that people love their kids? It’s…

SNL has been consistently inconsistent for its entire run. People tend to remember the highlights of whatever season(s) they personally consider the show’s “golden age,” but the truth is, it's always been a delicate balance of brilliant and excruciating.

More likely she takes her Fox limo home, to her Fox paid for house, and (in my head), makes schmoopy noises at a medium size dog. Then she pours a Big Carl size glass of wine (white is my guess), fills up a bong, take a big drink, and a big hit. Then she holds for a few seconds, blows it all out, relaxes her shoulders…

I ship FloUlter

IF YOU CAN FIND THEM PLEASE RIP AND SEND THEM TO US OMG REALLLY WANT TO SEE

I used to go to Abby's dance school, back in the day when she was churning out her Broadway superstars. I distinctly remember a dance routine about AIDS performed by the senior-level (16-18) company dancers. I probably have the old recital tapes in my basement.

But beware of that Purity Ring counterattack! He gets 3d8 with that one!