I have a cousin who KIIIIND of feels this way. Now, I give him WAAAAY more leeway than I would someone else because he has really, really severe PTSD (from war). But he also doesn’t say “Well it’s her fault”.

But he also believes that all rapists should be shot in the face by the people they assault.

I honestly don’t understand what people have against people making money. Now dangerous products are a slippery slope, but shit. If a company was like “We will PAY YOU to take pictures of our products and pretend like you use it.” Like SHIT YEAH! Even when you have money, you have to continue to GET money.

GET THAT…

They’re obviously better off.
He sounds like a worthless piece of shit. I know Kurt basically raised them.
I feel like “Happy Abandonment Day!” is something Angelina Jolie would say too. Except she’s so cool that she just ignores their existence.

But you don’t have to be nasty about it. “I’m fine. Thank you.” or as someone else said “Nah, I’m good. But thank you.” I mean, really? Is it so hard to be polite about something so fucking stupid?

You’ve obviously never seen my grandmother who’s parents are both “white” but with obviously mixed ancestry who had to straighten her hair. Also my Dad. Have some examples.

Oh he’s PRECIOUS.

I had a voodoo 3 and everyone was like “YOU ARE SO LUCKY!”

Ugh. I’m sorry. It’s so stressful.

My Dad’s exact words. My Grandma had surgery 10 years ago when my youngest was a baby and he didn’t want to “stress me out”. She had FOUR stints put in. I want to know about that!

Last year I “came out” so to speak and didn’t hear from my Dad for 6 months. I already have anxiety, bu he raised me and I would stay in the closet forever if it meant keeping him in my life. So after 6 months or more, he emails me all “Lol. Had to have a ton of heart surgeries.” Like he almost DIED a bunch of times.…

He likes to sleep with my mom.

He makes the best faces. I’m always like “What the fuck is wrong with you?” He talks like blabhablabhassasavalkwoiufwskdfs.

He’s two. Wait until you see our actual puppy. He’s about four months old.

He was trying to steal my crackers!

If Gwendoline Christie is 6’3” and she’s wearing 4” heels. He is probably 5’7”

But this math problem actually needs more information.

I called my dog a cracker the other day.

Girl, NONE OF WHAT YOU STATED AFFECTS YOU BECAUSE YOU ARE NOT BLACK.

If I, a person with Chinese relatives and a Generic Asian Look Dad™ cannot parade myself as Chinese or Generic Asian Person With White Lineage™, than she can’t parade herself around as a black person and be all “BUT WHITE PRIVILEGE”. Nah. You sit the…

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